Yet another thrilling chapter of the HumBabe Dynasty League awaits us in 2026. The beauty of dynasty lies in building for the now while betting on the future, and these bold predictions reflect that ethos: high-upside swings that could reshape rosters and the championship landscape. From back-to-back titles to shocking dark-horse runs, historic individual performances to pitching dominance that silences doubters, here are the calls that could define the year in HumBabe.

Jackal Attack

Ohtani remains a top fantasy contributor, and paired with Gunnar Henderson’s continued ascent, Jackal goes back-to-back as HumBabe Dynasty champions. Boy would things heat up if they could challenge LeBronto’s three-peat.

LeBronto Blue James

Kyle Tucker returns to full health and posts a 30/30 season wearing Dodger blue, making LeBronto the league’s top offensive scoring team.

Pablo and the Secret Weapons

Aaron Judge will post the highest single-player fantasy points season in league history, carrying Pablo to the #1 overall playoff seed and a dominant regular-season record.

Brooklyn Robins

Mookie Betts, at age 33, defies the aging curve with a resurgent 700+ FPts season (including 25+ HR, 20+ SB), single-handedly taking Brooklyn back into the playoff picture as a dark-horse contender.

Wally Mash

Oneil Cruz unleashes a 40-HR season (career high for a season is 21), boosting Wally Mash to the league’s home run leader.

Perth Platypi

Pete Crow-Armstrong will steal 50+ bases in reality, translating to a category-dominating fantasy season that vaults Perth into a deep playoff run.

Coastal Splitters

Elly De La Cruz achieves a 40/80 HR/SB split in fantasy scoring, single-handedly winning multiple weeks for the Splitters.

Say Hey Kids

Ronald Acuna Jr. bounces back to MVP form, combining with Jackson Chourio for over 1,300 combined FPts, carrying SHK to the HumBabe Championship Finals.

Super Smash Stros

Jordan Beck (24) breaks out for 550+ FPts, elevating the Stros outfield while the pitching staff continues to develop in contending direction (Garrett Crochet, Mick Abel, Kumar Rocker, Hagen Smith)

Nashville Stars

Caleb Durbin (25) surprises with 600+ FPts, pairing with a strong Bo Bichette (New York Mets) performance, revitalizing the infield and pushing the Stars into the playoffs.

London Bag Club

Agustin Ramirez (24) emerges as a top-3 fantasy catcher, fueling a London turnaround from their 2025 8–12 record to a +.500 record in 2026.

Lone Star Drillers

Chase Burns dominates and Yoshinobu Yamamoto threatens to post an ERA under 2.00, leading Lone Star to the best HumBabe pitching staff ERA.

Florida Squeeze

Junior Caminero wins fantasy MVP honors with a breakout 750+ FPts season at age 22.

Eastside Bombers

Wyatt Langford hits 35+ HRs, making Eastside the surprise offensive powerhouse of the season.

Galactic Crusaders

Paul Skenes wins Cy Young for the HumBabe fantasy league, and puts Galactic surprisingly within reach of the playoffs.

Golden City Gatekeepers

Jackson Holliday explodes for a 600+ FPts as a sophomore, cementing himself as the cornerstone of GCG coming out of their rebuild.

Of course, bold predictions are meant to provoke, inspire debate, and — occassionally — come true in specatular fashion. In a league as competitive and deep as HumBabe, any of these scenarios could ignite a title run or spark a rebuild. One thing is certain: 2026 will reward those who believe in upside, manage risk wisely, and seize the transaction opportunities. Buckle up General Managers — here’s to the chaos, the comebacks, and the champions yet to be crowned.

— Your HumBabe Chronicler