The 2021 Hum Babe Preseason Power Rankings, if we’ve learned anything from years past, don’t mean a whole lot. Nonetheless, why not spark some controversy in the league group chat? Based on Fantrax projected point totals for each teams’ starting players, plus a little weighting to account for the importance of a good pitching staff… here’s how things stack up going into Opening Day.

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1 – ST. PAUL SPLITTERS

PROJECTED: SCL CHARLIE DIVISION WINNER

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2 – JACKAL ATTACK

PROJECTED: BCL MAYS DIVISION WINNER

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3 – MORNING WOOD

PROJECTED: SCL RUTH DIVISION WINNER

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4 – LEBRONTO BLUE JAMES

PROJECTED: BCL VIC DIVISION WINNER

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5 – PABLO AND THE SECRET WEAPONS

PROJECTED: WILD CARD #01

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6 – SAN FRANCISCO STUDS

PROJECTED: WILD CARD #02

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7 – SOMALIA PIRATES

PROJECTED: WILD CARD #03

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8 – BROOKLYN ROBINS

PROJECTED: WILD CARD #04

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9 – STRAIGHT OUTTA DEGROMPTON

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10 – PEBBLE BEACH MULLIGANS

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11 – WALLY MASH

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12 – SAY HEY KIDS

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13 – EL PASO BORDER PATROL

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14 – PED-CO PARK

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15 – SUPER SMASH ‘STROS

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16 – LONDON BAG CLUB